A Conversation in a Cab in Auki

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Iroasi's picture
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My grandpa's a very funny person and I want to share one of his funny jokes if you want to have a good laugh....sorry about the words I'll use here but I have to use them to portray the story in it's truest sense.

He's a technical person responsible for installing the TWO-WAY radio sets or what ever you want to call them....The joke came up during one of his trips to Malaita's capital Auki when he was sent by Cruz Communications manager to install a new set at the then finishing Rarasu motel.....he got a cab during one of his mark-around free times in the town and got in a conversation with the driver about Public toilets for Auki.

Grandpa: "I think Auki needs public toilets!"

The driver laughed

Driver: 'Why?"

Grandpa: " Well the burden of carrying around the thing when it calls is unbearable!"

They both burst out laughing.

Grandpa: "A ting wan good bisnis if mi stay lo Auki nao for mi bae wakem toilet wea pipol bae pay n usim"

The driver listened attentively as he went on talking

Grandpa: " And by slogan blo binis blo mi nao "Your shit is my business!"

They both laughed out loud......I also lol when he told me the story on his arrival back in Honiara...

3G (not verified)
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lol

ha ha.. I thought that would be a good slogan to be written on those tank vehicles going around to pump out septic tanks in honiara..

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lol...that'll scare

lol...that'll scare pipol away aye? ....lol

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