Master 5 was a bit of a kleptomaniac (the kind that cannot resist the urge to "take that which does not belong to thee").......and while playing beside the river was caught by his mother who scolded him "You no liar lo me - you stealim $1 ya?".....to which Master 5 feverntly denied "Nating moa!!" he insists.......but mum was having none of it and continued berating the kid...."no moa you stealim come somewhere ya".....Master 5 succumbs and says "....se me findim ya man!".....mum asks "you findim lo wea" to which Master 5 quickly retorts "ma hem float come down lo river ya!!!!"....aiya peace!
Have you ever tasted floating bread mum? master five asked his mum
..whad kaen type bread more iaa son?
...maa this one new bakery open long january nomoa selem iaa (son)
....um....me tastim finish long january iaa yet. taste good tumas, nating left for holem kam for u (mum).
master five dae for laught and ran away before mum blong hem wipim hem.
('floating bread' ...human waste floating downstream..people downstream still uses the same stream to bath/wash etc)
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