A Sepik Man
A Sepik man took a tourist for a boat ride along the Sepik River. The tourist began asking the Sepik man, "Do u know Biology, Psychology, Theology, Geology, Ecology and Criminology?" The Sepik guy said NO. The tourist then said: "What the hell do u know on the face of this earth then? U will die of illiteracy!"
After a while, the boat started sinking, so the Sepik asked the tourist: "Do u know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy?" The tourist said NO. The Sepik replied: "Well u will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology and u will Dieology because your Mouthlogy islike your Assology."