The source claims this story came through the Our Telekom Internet Helpdesk.
Helpdesk: "Internet Helpdesk, how may I help you"
Customer: "I have been unable to recieve or access my email."
Helpdesk: "We apologise for your incovenience but we migrated all emails to a new server and we need to reset your password manually. Could you tell me your email address?"
Customer: "OK, its **********@solomon.com.sb"
Helpdesk: "Ok, thanks - I reset your password to Yellow. Capital Y, 3 instead of E, small L L, small O and small W"
Customer: "Got that, ma 3 ya capital or small one?"
To which the storyteller laughed and being a hardcore Arekan he commented "Ai basta, ma sapos capital 3 ma # key nao ya".....
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Finally, Little Ms 3 was hoping to impress dad as she had started school. The school was renowned for being very good at teaching children to read. Dad was very impressed when after the first day, Little Ms 3 came home and excitedly declared...."daddy, daddy I can spell Papua New Guinea!" Dad was taken aback then said "Ok please spell me Papua New Guinea" visibly impressed that the stories may have been true! So Little Ms 3 says. "P......N.......G - Papua New Guinea!" Oh well!
I heard a joke the other day and thought it was cool. A member of the public was traveling who we refer to as Mr. X was in this bus travelling towards KG. He heard that at every stop, the bus conductor would shout KD, KD to the standing passengers, Mr. X noticed the change in letter, instead of KG the conductor said KD, so he waited for his turn to get off then Mr. X asked the conductor, what time nao olgeta changim from King George go long King David.
nogud bus conductor mean KT for King Tong (Tongs building opposite KG iaa) hehehe.
tufala frend stori go go raoa...
one baka.................man no tok olsem nogud me outim tit blong u!
tu baka................'wanem dentist moa for otim tit!!!
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